After subsisting on 35 hours worth of sleep over the past 8 days, it has come to my knowledge that the following events may have occured as a direct result of:
a) Flagging down bus on wrong side of the road, ending up in town when I wanted to go to Uni.
b) Texted an arguably suggestive message (by my standards lah, I am, after all, pure and wholesome) to the first name in mobile address book. That’s right – Abah.
c) Spending a good hour running univariate tests, only to realise that not only has this been done before, I have the report written up as well.
d) Totally forgetting that there was a super duper important presentation this morning, and only realising it when the more basal instinct – hunger – interceded, had to waddle out of room for food, and saw poster.
e) Speaking Malay to an English operator because I thought I was doing ET’s bidding – that’s right, calling home.
f) On extremely cold morning, woke up early to do laundry and proceeded to wash ALL jumpers in one go. Wearing lots and lots of t-shirts to recreate the same physical warm fuzzy feeling does not work, and leaves you looking like a blimp.
I need sleep this week. And sanity and peace of mind. But if I can’t have all three, Dear God, just give me minimal distractions. Thank you.